Terms & Conditions

Effective Date: 5/17/2025

Welcome to the magical world of meat dust! This is the official website for Dr. C's Magical Meat Dust (operated by Dr. C's Seasonings LLC, a veteran-owned small business with a mission to make your meals taste like they've been kissed by BBQ unicorns).

By using our website, www.drcsseasonings.com ("Site"), or purchasing our products ("Products"), you agree to these Terms and Conditions ("Terms").
If you don’t agree, feel free to exit stage left (but you’ll be missing out on some deliciousness).

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1. The Basics (aka The Boring but Necessary Stuff)

You agree to use this Site for good, not evil. That means no hacking, spamming, scraping, or trying to sell counterfeit Magical Meat Dust (we see you, meat wizards).

You also agree to respect our intellectual property and not steal our content, branding, or top-secret seasoning recipes (seriously, don’t try it).

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2. Products, Pricing & Orders (or How You Get the Dust)

We work hard to make sure our Product descriptions, photos, and pricing are accurate, but we’re human (mostly).
We reserve the right to:

• Update prices if our spices become the new Bitcoin.

• Limit orders if you try to buy us out of stock for your underground seasoning smuggling operation.

• Cancel orders if they look suspicious, weird, or if our magic 8-ball says so.

All payments are handled through secure third-party processors. If your payment method fails, your meat stays dusty-free.

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3. Shipping & Delivery (aka Hurry Up, Meat Dust!)

We ship within the U.S. only.
Shipping times are estimates — we pack fast, but we can’t control mail dragons (also known as USPS and other carriers).
If your order is lost or arrives looking like it went through a barbecue tornado, email us within 7 days with proof. We’ll work our magic to make it right.

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4. Returns & Refunds (or The Sad Part)

Because our Products are food items, all sales are final.
If you get the wrong order, or your dust arrives looking sad or busted, let us know within 7 days.
Otherwise, once the dust is in your hands, it’s all yours, baby.

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5. Legal Dust (The Lawyers Made Us Do It)

All the content on this Site (text, images, logos, recipes, unicorn BBQ references) is owned by us, Dr. C's Seasonings LLC.
Don’t steal it.
Don’t copy it.
Don’t make your own Magical Meat Dust knockoff and sell it on the corner.

Our Products come as-is.
We make no magical or health promises, except that your food will taste better if you use it responsibly.
Warning: Contains bold flavors. Side effects may include spontaneous cookouts, dance-offs, and bragging about your grilling skills.

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6. Food Allergies Disclaimer

We make our Products in a facility that also handles other spices.
If you have food allergies, please read the label carefully and consult your doctor if unsure.
We are not responsible for allergic reactions or if your uncle Bob dumps the entire jar into his chili and regrets it later.

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7. Limitation of Liability (The Small Print)

We are not responsible for:

• Over-seasoning disasters.

• Marriage proposals due to your new legendary cooking skills.

• Fights at the cookout over who made the best ribs.

Our liability is limited to the price you paid for our Products, and that’s it.

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8. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Dr. C's Seasonings LLC from any claims, liabilities, or expenses arising from your use of the Site or Products.
Basically, if you do something wild with our meat dust, that’s on you, not us.

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9. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Georgia, USA.
If we end up in a legal food fight, it’s happening in Georgia.

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10. Changes to Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time.
We’ll post changes here and they’re effective immediately.
Check back once in a while, especially if you enjoy reading fine print with a side of sass.

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11. Contact Us (We Like Fan Mail)

Got a question?
Want to tell us how you used our Magical Meat Dust on your award-winning brisket?
Email us at sales@drcsseasonings.com or send snail mail to:
Dr. C's Seasonings LLC
PO Box 465502
Lawrenceville, GA 30042